DARKCLAM
● STREAM OFFLINE
The Future is Born
Failed as crypto. Re-engineered as stream currency.
Failed as crypto. Re-engineered as stream currency.
Watch live to earn DARKCLAM automatically. The blockchain is dead. Long live the stream.
Follow on Twitch: twitch.tv/raoulbtc
All the buzzwords. None of the blockchain.
Every DARKCLAM transaction is tracked on-screen in real-time. No blockchain required. Just a database. Probably MySQL.
Built on the solid foundation of Twitch's API. The cutting-edge technology that powers... watching people play video games.
Your DARKCLAMs are stored in our secure database. Unless the server crashes. Then they're gone forever. (It won't crash. Probably.)
Transactions settle instantly. No waiting for block confirmations. Just immediate disappointment when you realize you can't sell these.
*Actually completely centralized and controlled by one person. But that's kind of the joke.
**Unlimited supply. We can mint infinite DARKCLAMs. It's literally just a number in a database we can change at will.
Accumulate wealth through the ancient art of... watching streams.
Earn +10 DARKCLAM every 15 minutes of watch time
AFK viewers still count. We're not monsters.
Instant +500 DARKCLAM bonus on subscription
Tier 1/2/3 all receive same amount because equality.
1 Bit = 10 DARKCLAM
Convert real money into fake currency. This is financial advice.
Earn +50 DARKCLAM for participating in raids
Share the wealth. Spread the gospel of DARKCLAM.
Bonus DARKCLAM during streams, giveaways, and random acts of generosity
We're making this up as we go.
Small bonuses for active chatters
Quality over quantity. Spammers get nothing.
Exchange your carefully accumulated currency for digital ephemera.
1,000 DARKCLAM
Request a custom emote for the channel. Subject to approval and artistic ability.
200 DARKCLAM
Make the robot voice say your message. Inappropriate content will be punished.
300 DARKCLAM
Add a song to the queue. No 311. Ever.
500 DARKCLAM
One-time immunity from timeout. Does not protect against bans.
2,500 DARKCLAM
Temporary VIP badge. Flex on the peasants.
5,000 DARKCLAM
Choose what game we play next stream. Within reason.
100 DARKCLAM
Force the streamer to drink water. For their health.
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Chaos. Pure chaos. Price varies by severity.
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Chaos. Pure chaos. Price varies by severity.
Meet the people behind the resurrection.
Founder / Stream Overlord
DeFi Protocol Developer Since 2010 – Chaos Architect & Tokenomics Tinkerer. Veteran of the DeFi trenches since before it had a name. Survived shitcoin explosions, crypto winters, and still hasn't rage-quit to farm avocados. Built the tokenomics behind DARKCLAM—-because stablecoins are boring. Specializes in turning "impossible" into "how is this live?" and smart contracts that break bankers' brains, while quietly building the chaotic future finance deserves. "Not financial advice. Or is it? (It's not.)"
Head Moderator
Keeper of chat order. Distributor of timeouts. Has never abused mod powers (citation needed). Joined the DARKCLAM revolution in its earliest days.
Marketing Lead
Crypto marketing visionary, growing multiple projects from obscurity to top 100 market cap status with expertise in blockchain promotion. Disrupted the pet trade by offering rare snail species through a global mail-order empire, blending a passion for unique mollusks with cutting-edge vending technology. Innovator of the exotic pet vending machine trend, with a network of state-of-the-art machines dispensing everything from iridescent African land snails to vibrant mystery snails.
Security Analyst
Legendary white hat hacker with an astonishing 69 years of experience in cryptographic security. Unparalleled expertise in safeguarding digital assets. Audited over 2112 Atari emulation projects. Fortified the crypto ecosystem against vulnerabilities with surgical precision. Led daring counterintelligence operations, dismantling call center scammer rings with strategic brilliance. Described as having an unassuming demeanor which belies a razor-sharp intellect that outwits adversaries in both code and con games. Revered figure in cybersecurity and a nightmare for fraudsters.
Community Manager
Visionary community architect who has built thriving ecosystems for five successful crypto projects, each a beacon of decentralized governance and innovation. Fervent advocate for alt-tech, e-bikes, mini-computers, free energy, and extreme paranoia in cybersecurity. Passionate about pushing technological boundaries, matched only by a commitment to publishing the groundbreaking findings. Somewhat of a cult figure in the crypto and alt-tech worlds, due mostly to work in fostering degeneracy-friendly, decentralized networks, blending a rebellious spirit with technical genius.
Original Creator (Retired 2025)
World-renowned matador and former asbestos removal engineer. Specialist in corrosion and privacy protocols. Built the core idea for the original DARKCLAM on the CounterParty protocol. Inventor of Trichocorrosive Graphing, a novel mathematical framework that maps the formation of rust and corrosion on metals in relation to the rate of human hair growth. By blending art, science, and cryptography, this innovative work continues to redefine the boundaries of material science and blockchain security.From blockchain to entertainment. A redemption arc.
2014-2015: THE BIRTH
DARKCLAM was conceived as a cynical parody of ClamCoin, launched on the Counterparty network during the era when anyone could create a token and everyone did. It was a joke about a joke, wrapped in blockchain for no particular reason.
2015-2024: THE DEATH
Like 99% of altcoins from that era, DARKCLAM died quietly. Zero adoption. Zero trading volume. Zero everything. The creator moved on. The blockchain kept running (as blockchains do), but nobody cared. The domain expired. The dream ended.
2024: THE DISCOVERY
A sociopathic internet archivist with 240+ domains discovered the expired DARKCLAM domain through "backlink archaeology" - the practice of mining expired cryptocurrency domains for their historical backlinks and residual SEO value.
2025: THE RESURRECTION
What was born as a failed cryptocurrency experiment has been reborn as stream currency. No blockchain. No trading. No promises of moon missions. Just a way to participate in streams and be part of a community. DARKCLAM finally found its purpose: entertainment.
PRESENT: THE FUTURE
This is now the most over-engineered channel points system ever created. We kept the aesthetic. We kept the name. We kept the delusions of grandeur. But now it actually does something useful: making streams more fun.